Terrible news everyone: On Thursday night, we returned to the studio from an amazing performance by BGDB friends Uzi & Ari, to find that we had been broken in to.
As many of you know, the BGDB crew is currently in the studio, producing Data/Booty (out 4/20/10), and collaborating with artists and rappers worldwide. Three weeks ago, while holding auditions, a rapper by the moniker MC Bouyardee, previously known as Black Mamba, had to be physically removed from the premises due to an incident wherein he continually called all of the other auditionees “sucka rappin’ F.U.P.A. bitches – Fat Upper Pussy Area”. Bouyardee also criticized other auditioning rappers on their lack of mystique and player accessories calling them, “a bunch of blingless MC Bouyardee wannabe necro-derms (a slutty bitch who sleeps with pachyderm corpses)”.
He is our number one suspect, leaving behind a string of evidence: an unflushable mass, Ghostbusters 2 on loop with human ectoplasm all over the leather couch in the control room, and a cassette tape with directions “to be played in the case of my doom” scrawled along the edge.
Here is the tape, bring the doom:
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